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a champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. the wow gold horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "all you have to remember cheap wow gold with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to rift platinum shout, 'alllleee ooop!' really loudly in the horse's ear. providing you do that, you'll world of warcraft gold be fine." the jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the rift gold command. the race begins and they approach the first hurdle. the jockey ignores the runescape gold trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump. gold for wow they carry on and approach the second hurdle. the jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers 'aleeee rs gold ooop' in the horse's ear. the same thing happens--the horse crashes straight through the final fantasy xiv gil center of the jump. at the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "it's no good, i'll have to do it," and yells, "allleee ooop!" really loudly. sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. this continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third. the trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. the jockey replies, "nothing is wrong with me - it's this horse. what is he - deaf or something?" the trainer replies, "deaf?? deaf?? he's not deaf--he's blind!"
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